Who we are

WiredHumor (wiredhumor.com) sells funny tech & trades apparel through our Etsy storefront. This policy explains what information we collect on this website and how we use it. Questions? Email hello@wiredhumor.com.

What we collect

• Email signup: if you join our email list, we collect your name (optional) and email address, submitted through our signup form. We use it to send new-drop announcements and shop news. You can unsubscribe anytime via the link in every email.
• Contact emails: if you email us, we keep your message so we can respond.
• Basic analytics/cookies: like most sites, ours may use cookies for core functionality (and our caching plugin) and to understand aggregate traffic. No ad-tracking profiles here — we’re a shirt shop, not a data broker.

What we don’t do

• We don’t sell, rent, or trade your personal information. Ever.
• We don’t run our own checkout — purchases happen on Etsy, which has its own privacy policy.

Affiliate links

Some pages (like Gear We Love) may contain affiliate links. Clicking one may share standard referral data with the retailer so we can earn a commission. See our Affiliate Disclosure for details.

Embedded content

Product images on this site are hosted by Etsy (i.etsystatic.com). Loading them is like visiting Etsy — their servers see the same basic request data any image host would.

Your rights

You can ask us what personal data we hold about you, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it (for example, removing you from the email list). Email hello@wiredhumor.com and we’ll take care of it.

Changes to this policy

If we change this policy, we’ll update the date above. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated policy.